Biography

• Nickname

  Easton

• Birthday

  (speculated) 5/17

• Occupation

  Prostitute, used to work on a farm

• Species

  Base Human (half celestial hahaha)

• Gender

  Male

• Family

  DAD- (human) was sacrificed by his parents in order for them to become rich and sucessful
  MOM- (celestial) came and fucked him and then killed him. later got pregnant. who cares about her. she was some kind of warrior-general type and probs died in battle.

• Physical Description

  6'1, a build like Chris Evans. (HA). Got some tan skin from working outside. The celestial bit always makes him look oiled up.
  Got some bluish-grey eyes and long ass eyelashes.
  Hair is a dark blonde. But it is starting to turn white (oh no)
  A very nice square face and straight nose.
  Has some chin hair neatly styled.
  
  CLOThing
  he wears a poncho thing remade from the blanket he was found in (dumb)
  his clothing is completely put together with snaps for easy removal

• Personality

  Very charismatic young lad. He drops sexual reference like crazy. Most people think he is funny for doing so, but he is being 100% serious about trying to get in your pants. He enjoys getting people hot and bothered before actually asking for payment.
  Ridiculously overprotective around his best friend (that he is totally helplessly in love with) Artie.
  Doesn't think about the future, and enjoys being a pampered sex toy.
  Easton wastes all his money on glass birds.

• Fandom

  DnD?

• Sexuality

  Opportunist

• Back Story

  Mom was a Celestial, and Dad was a noble from the south. His parents ended up sacrificing Dad to the gods in order to become rich and successful. So this Celestial bitch shows up and totally fucks the human before killing him. Apparently got pregnant from this encounter and dropped the baby in a field expecting it to die. Mom was killed in a battle some time later.
  The baby was picked up by two traveling Gnomes who thought because he was wrapped in such a fancy-ass blanket he might be worth something to the missing family. They didn't really pay much attention to the blown out clearing. After surviving the next few hours of a very unfortunate journey (involving a lot of damp clothes, bruised toes and few missing teeth), they came to the West East Brothel Bakery and Brewery. The pair dumped the baby and left, glad to be rid of the wailing mess.
  It quickly became a game between the brothel workers and customers alike to see who could get the baby to stop crying. It lasted until the owner came and gave him some whiskey. They ended up keeping the kid, believing the gnomes that someone was going to pay a handsome fee for him one day. 'Course no one ever walked in the door looking for him, and no one got rid of the human infant.
  They called the kid Tonne's boy for a while, since that was a name of the owner of the West East Brothel Bakery and Brewery. There was also a time when people called him whiskey, but that was too confusing since they already had a dwarf in the brewery called Whiskey, the mail owl, and the delivery mule. When the boy started talking he took up common tongue well, but always messed up speaking in Elvish. He would say East West when referring to where he lived, so his name became East West Tonne's boy. Eventually he became known as Easton Weston from the North, West East Brothel Bakery and Brewery and most certainly not another Whiskey.
  The city the brothel was in was elven, although the brothel was located in the lower part. Easton mostly was an errand boy for the place, being a strong little human compared to the elves all around him. Or, try to make money through card games and poker at the Brothel (which he was never any good at). When he was 10, Easton met Art on one of these little runs, and spent a good deal of his time lurking around catching glimpses of another human. Artie's dad ended up offering him a job there if he wanted it, and Easton gladly accepted. Artie and him became friends through this. ehehe.
  Worked nights at the Brothel serving drinks. Went from being a weird looking kid, to turning into one charming Human man. Started drinking earlier, and enjoyed getting up and dancing with the other women. Plus the few coins thrown his way never hurt. He also was asked for a kiss a few times, and why the hell not? Pretty much just fell into the business without a second thought. It also helped out with his gambling debts, and pay for his useless collection of glass birds he liked to collect.
  Learned how to fight when he was a teenager from Tonne and some of the brewery workers. Before diving into the whole prostitute business he would escort some of the ladies on house calls as a kind of foot taller intimidating bodyguard. Those were the nights he found most of his paying cliental. Easton was very okay becoming a pampered plaything that would live in luxury and be pampered, with only having sex expected out of him. Pretty much would be set living like that for life if he didn't miss Artie as much as he did when he was a stay in sex toy.

• Ongoing Story

  Currently in a dnd campaign as a fighter?? fuck i've never played dnd before what is happening.

• Likes/Dislikes

  likes: artie, banging people for money, glass birds
  dislikes: artie not paying attention to him, artie getting hurt, not having artie around

• Strengths/Weaknesses

  strengths: he's pretty strong and damn charismatic.
  weaknessses: dumb as shit and can barely read. will blindly follow artie around and get's jealous of anyone taking up his bro's attention.

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Questions

• Favorite color?

  Gold

• Does your character collect anything?

  GLASS BIRDS

• Allergies?

  Cat allergies

• Favorite artist?

  Knicker Windblower (famous glassblower)

• Kind of clothing?

  Flowy with a lot of snaps for easy removal. Also a poncho

• First memory?

  Stealing snacks from the bakery before getting chased out by Whiskey the dwarf

• Favorite animal?

  Birds

• Least favorite animal?

  Cats and dogs

• What element would they be?

  Wind

• Theme song?

  DON'T TRUST A HO 3oh!3

• Alignment?

  Chaotic Good

• Deadly sin that best represents them?

  Lust

• Which animal would they be?

  A pigeon

• Socioeconomic level?

  middle class

• Socioeconomic level as a child?

  lower middle class

• Blood type?

  doesn't have one

• Hobbies?

  prostituting, shopping, gambling, drinking, sometimes farming

• Special skills / talents?

  sex

• Patience level?

  very high when he wants to get something, except when it comes to anyone messing with artie

• Regrets?

  not being open with being in love with his best friend??

• Favorite place?

  artie's bedroom

• Role model?

  Tonne! the person who runs the West East Brothel Bakery and Brewery

• Favorite foods?

  Anything shaped inappropriately. like corn.

• Favorite book?

  he doesn't read. but he likes listening to artie read fairy tales

• Dream place to live?

  in a big expensive house in the middle of a city. lavishly.

• Mode of transportation?

  walking. or by wagon.

• Pets?

  nope. but he does feed birds

• Weapon

  greatsword, or scimitars

• Most appropriate TV trope(s)?

  a lot

• Smells like?

  cherries

• How do they feel about love?

  it makes him feel uneasy! his only two

• Least favorite color?

  pink

• Home town?

  shit it doesn't have a name

• Where they live now?

  on the road againnnn

• Makes a living by?

  prostitution

• Fears or phobias?

  probably losing artie would be his only one, being alone, losing his good looks, he also is terrified of hieghts

• Race, ethnicity and nationality?

  he is white- probably more on the Spain/spainsh end of looks. but then again he is half celestial

• Music they listen to?

  he tips people playing music in the streets

• Bad habits?

  spending money frivilously, collecting birds, not knowing when to ask for payment during his services

• What turns them on?

  PRIESTS, HOLY THINGS, ARTIE, STRONG WOMEN, prospect of making money

• What turns them off?

  sexual partner to someone who is too small for him to know what to do with

• If they transitioned from their world to ours, how would they react?

  freak out, look for artie. artie is there? cool. business as usual. probably get a hair cut.

• Does their universe have a god?

  yes

• Pet peeves?

  TIES. HE HATES HAVING TOO UNTIE THEM WHEN HE IS POPPING A BONER. someone refusing to pay for a good night.

• Personal problems?

  being in love with his best friend? that's about it

• Religious and to what extent? Any spiritual beliefs?

  he follows what artie says and thinks the gods are okay. doesn't really think they matter too much to him?

• Kind of student if they attend/were to attend school? (e.g. class clown, straight A)

  popular guy probs

• Random fact!

  HORRIBLE WITH ANIMALS

• Do ghosts or supernatural entities exist in their’ world?

  yeah i think??

• Role in a Disney movie

  PRINCE OBVIOUSLY

• What ONE item would they take to an uninhabited island?

  artie

• Outlook on life?

  take it as it goes! doesn't plan ahead

• What or who inspired you to create them?

  nope

• Most important person in their life

  artie

• Favorite object?

  artie

• When did you create this character?

  july 2012

• If your character has a significant other, what would their song be?

  emily what is a song for artie

• What was your character like as a child?

  WIERD LOOKING, annoying, dumb, got into a lot of trouble

• How big are their feet?

  big! size i would say 13

• What (if they can) does your character eat?

  sweets and vegetables. not big on meat, gotta keep his figure

• What is something other people assume about your character?

  that he is joking about his sexual remarks

• What's a hobby of your character

  having sex

• Do they like the name they were given?

  yes he does for some reason

• Your character is now anime! Reaction?

  WHAT IS GOING ON. ARTIE WHERE ARE YOU

• Nervous habits?

  he grabs onto artie when nervous. also shifts his weight from hip to hip.

• Addictions?

  sex and artie

• Languages spoken

  common and elvish

• Siblings?

  NOT THAT HE KNOWS OF

• Wears jewelry?

  two glass feather earrings that dangle. also look kinda like dicks

• Favorite place?

  artie's bedroom

• Favorite type of music?

  something he can shake his ass to

• What inspired you to create them?

  dnd let's go

• Have they ever wanted to commit suicide?

  not seriously

• Close friends?

  artie

• As a child, what did they want to be when they grew up?

  didn't think that far ahead, joked about being a knight to protect people (artie)

• First kiss? (when and with whom)

  An elven woman one night at the brothel paid him the equivalent of 5 bucks

• Regrets?

  doesn't feel too good about banging the chick artie was crushing on. oh and thinking he was in love with two people?

• Glass half full or half empty?

  is it shaped like a bird

• Belief in an afterlife?

  no

• Views on gambling, lying, killing, etc...?

  people do what they can to survive. he isn't too found on killing people.

• Do they stand up for what they believe in?

  yes

• How much do they value money?

  a lot

• Wants to get married?

  no (yes)

• Wants to have kids, raise a family?

  ew no (yes and yes)

• What's their one big kink?

  PRIESTS

• Passive, agressive, or defensive?

  defensive

• Cat or dog person?

  NEITHER

• Sworn enemy?

  nope

• Ranch or Italian dressing?

  italian

• Is there one fictional character (print/stage/screen) you could compare them to?

  purple from shini punchi

• What songs relate to your character?

  3oh!3

• Is their name a pun of anything?

  GOD I DON'T KNOW MAYBE

• Anyone they really hate?

  nope

• How has their look/design changed over time?

  he went from being a hillbilly to a prostitute really fast

• Do you roleplay with this character?

  i'm trying to??

• How have ghosts affected this character's view of their own afterlife?

  not

• Most traumatic experience?

  saying he loves someone and having her laugh at him saying he was just a prostitute (and he wasn't one at the time)

• Favorite band?

  the guys who play tuesday nights at the brothel

• Favorite memory?

  spending the night at arties and talking about the adventures they were going to have together

• What brings them the most joy?

  artie

• Are they ticklish?

  yes yes yes

• Do they play any instruments?

  nope

• Coke or Pepsi?

  nope

• Hogwarts House

  gryffindor

• Important people in their life

  artie, tonne

• Nickname(s)?

  nope

• Spirit animal

  a dodo bird. a really horny bird mating in midair skreeeeee

• If they could have one thing in the world?

  artie

• If you could swap one of your family members for someone else (who would thus take their place), who is the one you'd have replaced and who would take their place?

  he doesn't really have family

• Would they dare kill someone?

  yeah. if it meant protecting peopel

• if you were to create a cocktail, what would it be called and what would be in it?

  fuck if i know he just drinks what poeple give him

• Involved with magic or witchcraft?

  nope he doesn't really understand it and is kinda scared by it

• Body modifications? (Piercings, implants, tattoos etc.)

  well he is starting to grow wings

• What MLP character would they be?

  are any of them prostitutes

• Would your character be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything was possible, or do all in their power to prevent that from happening?

  he would probably get in the situation where that was happening and try to fuck whoever was giving him that power honestyl

• What do you do in your spare time?

  sex, artie, collecting birds, artie

• How are you gonna teach someone about the birds and the bees?

  give them a full demonstration

• Quote or motto

  artie

• Which historical figure (either real or in-universe) do they most evoke?

  none??

• Which legendary/mythical figure (either real or in-universe) do they most evoke?

  none

• Can they speak any accents?

  nope

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