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Jodie Gordon


By nscarmona

  • Name

    Jodie Gordon

  • Age

    16, turns 17... eventually (Birthday: 14th August)

  • Short Description

    Loves guitars more than you.

Biography

  • Setting

    Outskirts of London

  • Gender

    Female

  • Birthday

    14th August

  • Zodiac

    Leo

  • Occupation

    College student; Argos part-timer. Gets fired for not going.

  • Family

    Andrea Gordon (née Simmonds) - mother
    relationship relationship relationship

    Joshua Gordon - father
    relationship relationship relationship

    Jasmine (29) and Ethan - elder siblings (18)
    relationship relationship relationship

  • Sexuality

    Lesbian

  • Significant Other

    Depends. What day is it?

  • Personality

    + outgoing, loyal, charismatic, considerate, musically gifted
    - blunt, guarded, noncommittal, academically lazy

    rockstar's charm blah blah

  • Likes/Dislikes

    LIKES: hockey, reality shows, alcohol, pretty girls, dogs, guitars, novelty/ridiculous shops
    DISLIKES: responsibility, bores, elitists, comedowns, really old films, blood, public transport

  • Back Story

    hhhh

  • Ongoing Story

    - Taking BTEC Engineering at college: got an A* in GCSE music but failed a couple, preventing her from qualifying for sixth form.

    - blah blah trauma i need to pee

  • Extra

    - Jodie's a predictable guitarist whose favourite song to play is Smoke On The Water.
    - She's a pescatarian, but struggled with giving up McDonalds.

    QUOTABLE LINES
    - "Today my aunt brought up my 'questionable life choices' in passing conversation. Was she referring to my shameless lesbianism or the fact I dip breadsticks in peanut butter? Vote now on your phones."
    - "Hey, when you find yourself in trouble, you just gotta ask: what would Jesus do?" (A pause.) "Then, y'know, do the complete opposite 'cause life's too short."
    - "Me included, there's like seven lesbians in the entire borough. Three are my exes, two're in their fifties and one's 14 and likes Rick and Morty."

Images

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Questions

  • Allergies?

    "Ah, fuck, I have really fucking awful hayfever. All I gotta do is look at a flower, it takes the piss."

  • Favorite artist?

    "Uhhh... never ask a musician that. I wanna say either Lenny Kravitz or Catfish and the Bottlemen."

  • Kind of clothing?

    "Whatever suits me, my man. Love a plaid shirt. Pair of skinny jeans. The odd sweatshirt, now and then. Always a cool pair of shoes."

  • Favorite animal?

    "Oh, hang on; I follow bare dog accounts. Lemme show you, yeah?"

  • Least favorite animal?

    "Fam, I just want every single seagull to drop down dead when the clock strikes whenever."

  • What element would they be?

    "Eli says I'm a fire sign...? Nah, nah, I don't feel that. I'm chill as fuck."

  • Deadly sin that best represents them?

    "List 'em? ... Mm. Sloth -- no -- no, Pride. I'm pretty confident, I guess. Not, like, cocky."

  • Which animal would they be?

    "Okay, like, envision me as a skunk... the amount of boss energy."

  • Hobbies?

    "Uh. I drink... make out with people... ghost people... play a lotta guitar. Also hockey."

  • Favorite place?

    "Probs Eli's bedroom floor: picture it, 12-pack of beer cans, me on the floor, banging out the tunes. Finding tabs on guitar; tryna get a song that takes forever to learn."

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